
You heard me right. There's a Tom Sizemore sex tape on the way. You might not know who he is, but you've probably seen him in a dozen movies. Sizemore has starred in Hollywood blockbusters such Saving Private Ryan, Bringing Out the Dead, Paparazzi, Black Hawk Down, Pearl Harbor, and Natural Born Killers. For a full listing of his movies, check out his
IMDB entry.
Tom Sizemore is also famous for previously being engaged to "Hollywood Madame" Heidi Fleiss. In the mid-90's Fleiss was busted for her prostitution ring catering to A-List Hollywood stars, such as Charlie Sheen and Jack Nicholson. Sizemore and Fleiss have since split.
Tom Sizemore has been the center of controversy for nearly 10 years now. He's a notorious drug addict and has been arrested many times for battering women, including Fleiss. Meth, blow, and beating hookers are Tom's hobbies when he's not shooting movies. Its too bad that he spends more time behind bars than in front of the camera.
In February 2005, Tom failed a court ordered drug test after being caught using a fake penis filled with someone else's urine. What's even more embarrassing is that it was the SECOND time he had been busted for doing it. Get caught using a fake penis to pass a urine test, shame them. Get caught using a fake penis to pass a urine test twice, shame on you!
So why the sex video, Tom? Could it be that your career is faltering? Do you need extra money to cover your legal bills? Maybe you're just too blitzed out of your mind to know what you're doing.
Does anyone actually want to see this video? Someone must because at least one large adult company plans to market it to web surfers. Could "The Tom Sizemore Video" dethrone "The Paris Hilton Video?"
The story is breaking and you heard it here first. We've got a lot more info coming up. Check back here, as we post more details during the coming days.
**Edit**
Retro Skank's sources are also reporting the same.
***Answers to some questions pouring in***
Q. This site is a joke, right?
A. No. This is not a joke.
Q. No. Really. Is this a joke?
A. No. Its not a joke. The Tom Sizemore sex tape will be here soon.
Q. When and where can I get it?
A. We'll have it here VERY soon. Keep checking as we're preparing it.
Q. Who is he having sex with?
A. We can't legally disclose that at this point. Plus, it would ruin the surprise.
Q. Is this a stolen video like with Paris Hilton or a professionally done video like with WWE's Chyna?
A. This one is 100% amateur. That's all we can say for now.
Thanks for all of the questions. Keep checking back. T-Day is getting close ;)